Posted by: da_nibbler | July 3, 2009

Naked ‘Terminator’ Arrested

According to the Record Courier Police arrested a naked Terminator in Stateline Casino on Tuesday. Okay, how is that for a headline? Now onto the deets:

A man who ran naked through the Stateline Casino core was subdued by a Taser before a group of “startled” children in the Harrah’s Lake Tahoe casino arcade. He claimed he is a Terminator who had traveled back in time from the future.

The arresting officer was waved down by a motorist, who saw a man running near the Nevada/California state line fully nude. The officer caught up to the man in front of the casino, but the traveler-from-the-future ignored the officer’s commands to stop and ran inside. The police finally managed to subdue the man with a Taser, after he startled children who were playing video games in an arcade.

Apparently the man, Sean Stanley Smith (who turns out is not actually a Terminator), later admitted to having ingested marijuana and LSD. Paramedics took Smith to the Barton Memorial Hospital for treatment. He was issued a hospital gown and taken to Douglas County Jail. The charges are indecent exposure and resisting a peace officer.

I hope he doesn’t go on another “trip” or he might hallucinate what the Terminators will do to him for blowing their cover. There ya have it kids, DON’T DO DRUGS!

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